SPN: Superhero

[moogsthewriter]

Title: Superhero
Challenge: Superheroes over at brothers100 
Rating: T for mild language
Genre: Gen, humor
Word Count: 100
Fandom/Characters: Supernatural - Dean, Sam
Spoilers/warnings: None. Although all things considered, it's probably set in season 3 after "Bad Day at Black Rock". You'll see what I mean.
Notes: Dialogue fic. And 100 percent dedicated to eightiswild because she prodded me into posting one before the deadline.

 

“Dude, seriously, what have you been smoking? Batman would totally kick his ass.”

“The guy wears a suit made out of a titanium-gold alloy and has his own missiles. I’m pretty sure Iron Man would win.”

“Batman’s got his utility belt.”

“Dean, what good is a belt going to do against a missile?”

“Not much if you were using it, Sammy. But since Bruce Wayne is the one wearing the belt, he’d kick iron ass.”

“Tony Stark would blow him away in one move, Dean.”

“Batman always wins, Sam. And I would know.”

“Because you’re Batman.”

“Damn straight!”

“Whatever, Dean.”

 

End.

Comments

[conjured-1.livejournal.com]

OMG - this, this is \0/! I can totally see this and hear it and now am jonesing it. SPN must do this! *chortle*

And the icon, rocks the whole LJ world.

[moogsthewriter.livejournal.com]

Hee thanks! Glad you liked it.

(And I also totally agree with the icon sentiment. So frickin' awesome. ^_^ )

[eightiswild.livejournal.com]

-dies laughing-

That was beyond amazing MO! Thank you, I'm honored to have it dedicated to me -grins- I LOVVVE the conclusion. Heck I LOVE it all.
Best line:
“Not much if you were using it, Sammy.
Iron Man would win btw.

[moogsthewriter.livejournal.com]

Heheh. Glad you liked it. It was all totally inspired by you, so I guess that it's a really *good* thing you liked it. ^_^

[eightiswild.livejournal.com]

hahaa I really did!

[greenleofiend.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha. Tony Stark rules! I never thought I would love Iron Man as much as I do, but I do. lol But my bf brought me to see The Dark Knight so many times it was kinda goofy, ha ha. ;-) Whoo! Good story.

[moogsthewriter.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I loved both Iron Man and The Dark Knight. But then, I like most anything superhero. ^_^

[greenleofiend.livejournal.com]

Oh I love Dark Knight too save the end. ha ha. Brian though seen the movie like six times (Only half of those were with me and some were part of a double feature deal, lol)

[strangevisitor7.livejournal.com]

LMAO - I can totally hear them having this conversation

[moogsthewriter.livejournal.com]

Aw, thanks!

(And I just have to say that your comment kind of proves an idea I had... I don't know if you saw it, but there was a Super Bowl commercial [for NBC, I think] where they talked about the LMAO syndrome, and they had all of these "victims" losing their... derrieres... from laughing so hard. And I told my friend that I would always think of that commercial when I saw "LMAO"... and it's proving true so far.

So yeah. Completely random tangent, but I'd just thought I'd indulge you with my randomness. ^_^ )

[strangevisitor7.livejournal.com]

That commercial is hilarious. i for one would not have it reattached - sounds like a great weight loss program to me

[moogsthewriter.livejournal.com]

And I agree with that 100 percent. :) I could use a little LMAO syndrome myself. ^_^

[devon99.livejournal.com]

Lol, fab drabble, although I think Dean's deluding himself!! Iron Man for the win!!

And if Dean's Batman, does that make Sam Robin?

[moogsthewriter.livejournal.com]

Heee... I actually mentioned this in a fic I wrote (one I plan on transferring over here eventually)... but better Robin than Batgirl. :)

[ex-egorstan.livejournal.com]

You've managed to say so much in only 100 words!

Batman and his utility belt will do strange things to a girl's mind.

The thing that is wrong with that - it's the old batman from the tv show that I think about when Batman and his utility belt are mentioned. *shudder*

[moogsthewriter.livejournal.com]

Aw, thank you!

And yeah... that idea would kind of give me a shudder, too. XD I usually do my best to picture either George Clooney or Christian Bale as Batman... that usually helps. ^_^

[ex-egorstan.livejournal.com]

Christian Bale ... Christian Bale ... I've never seen the movie ... Christian Bale.

Doesn't work. Now I've got the tv Batman doing that dance thing he did in one of the eps ... *more shuddering*

[moogsthewriter.livejournal.com]

Well for heaven sakes, go watch the movie or something!

Or go watch Ezra. And picture him wearing a utility belt. :)

[ex-egorstan.livejournal.com]

Ooooh!

There's a thought. I could almost consider Ezra's gunbelt as a sort of utility belt.

Couldn't I?

[moogsthewriter.livejournal.com]

I think you totally could. :) I'm sure he does.