SPN: Superhero

[moogsthewriter]

Title: Superhero
Challenge: Superheroes over at brothers100 
Rating: T for mild language
Genre: Gen, humor
Word Count: 100
Fandom/Characters: Supernatural - Dean, Sam
Spoilers/warnings: None. Although all things considered, it's probably set in season 3 after "Bad Day at Black Rock". You'll see what I mean.
Notes: Dialogue fic. And 100 percent dedicated to eightiswild because she prodded me into posting one before the deadline.

 

“Dude, seriously, what have you been smoking? Batman would totally kick his ass.”

“The guy wears a suit made out of a titanium-gold alloy and has his own missiles. I’m pretty sure Iron Man would win.”

“Batman’s got his utility belt.”

“Dean, what good is a belt going to do against a missile?”

“Not much if you were using it, Sammy. But since Bruce Wayne is the one wearing the belt, he’d kick iron ass.”

“Tony Stark would blow him away in one move, Dean.”

“Batman always wins, Sam. And I would know.”

“Because you’re Batman.”

“Damn straight!”

“Whatever, Dean.”

 

End.